rabioheab:

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

dw:

when inquiring about herbs with zayn be sure to wear a plant

panfandomal:

Australia

bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

(Source: slydig)

(Source: interstela)

ierosway:

[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL

perchu:

perchu:

im finally at 4 followers. thank you all 4 making this possible

they all chipped in :’)

nawsike:

they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend

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