December 2011
hmuifyoureblack:
wardamnkitty:
hmuifyoureblack:
if you’re going to be kissing someone tomorrow at midnight tell me so i can block you
i will…they just don’t know it yet… hell, i don’t even know who it’ll be yet…but i will kiss someone, hahaha.
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
Josh Franceschi: Wait, where you say you've been
Who you been with
Where you say you're going
Who you going with
Keep me on my toes, Keep me in the know
Me: Mom?
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
me: tells joke
me: hahahahaha im so funny omg
me: that ones going on tumblr
me: two notes here i come
alex gaskarth blog entries: There is a legacy in the making, being traced in the sands of time, tripped up and slowed by fleeting wishes that come and go like summer rain, carried on the wings of an undying faith in a promise that there is something on the other side of the horizon worth being found. I am drawn to that unknown like a fish on a line, yet, the hands of fiends lay claim to idle stride— and from the top of every tower, of every wall built to stand in my way, they perch, punching holes in the Earth and filling them with oceans of misguided ambition that I am forced to sail, blindly, on the ebbs and swells of my lost hopes and dreams.
alex gaskarth lyrics: THAT GIRL THAT GIRL SHES SUCH A BITCH
lostwithoutathought:
C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down
A woman got wooden breast implants. It would be...
laughcentre:
WOODEN TIT
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Me: mom, here let me update everything on your computer.
my mom: NO DON'T TOUCH IT. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS. YOU WILL BREAK IT. WHY ARE YOU DELETING INTERNET EXPLORER. I USE THAT.
boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day
amandaseyfriedchicken:
if I gather all the statuses posted by girls on Facebook I could make a Taylor Swift song
“i’m a girl gamer”
“i’m a 90s kid”
“i’m a unicorn”
“i’m a student at the university of swag”
when you suddenly get a cramp in your foot
chelseachiodos:
when i stub my toe or something i always shout “FUCK ME!”
because i want everyone to know that i may be hurt, but i’m still single
elewhorerigby:
if you don’t know the name of the guitar tech’s neighbors dog than you aren’t a real fan.
When you grow up you start to appreciate the...
LIKE NAP TIME
90’S CARTOONS
AND BASIC MATH
raytoroisqueen:
they prefer to be called african american eyed peas thank you very much
sleepthroughthealarm:
lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes except going to live shows and meeting her favourite band and the internet
shannensucks:
husband
Not. Every. Movie. Has. To. Be. In. 3D.
gigglingbean:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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imisshappiness asked: I giggled cause you had 69 creepers online.