February 2012
saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
mcdonalds: welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order
me: hi yes can i get a 6,000 piece mcnuggets
mcdonalds:
feferihipstersparkles:
you’ll never take me alive
lightbuld:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
This is a petition for Hamish and Andy to be Prime...
rockwithouttheroll:
how much merch could a band’s fan buy if the band’s fan could afford merch
‘wow you’re so big i don’t think that’s gonna fit”
i whisper to my 1.2 MB gif
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
Every note this gets is a day I'll go without...
unidentifiedowls:
sorry-i-fuked-up:
- stolen..thought I’d try it out..
Stay strong beautiful <3
flynnballs:
world economy rises by 4% due to the increase of sales of cinnamon
parents: you shouldn't talk to band members they're just gonna give you drugs and alcohol and have sex with you
me: thats what i want though
Becoming a serial killer just seems like the answer to everything
sogayitsstraight:
no one ever has the courtesy to ask the pit if it wants to be opened