This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
today i wanted to hold one of the lizards at petco and the guy was like “ok but i must ask are you 18?” and i thought he said “are you a teen?” and im like YEAH! so i held a lizard illegally
"gonna sell these kids some drugs"