buttermilkdad:

ive been wearing a pushup bra for the past hour and let me tell you it is not doing its job. i dont feel like doing a single pushup.

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

(Source: moseby)

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(Source: whorville)

modestdemidov:

fierce-imaginings:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

So we tried it from a different angle and

I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

death-by-lulz:

moelesterationista:

Are we just going to ignore that she has her mom in her phone as birthgiver??????

(Source: causings)

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

dignitea:

I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.